Sunday, August 26, 2007

test your english language skills!

so you think you're so proficient?

haha.

Rules:
..the following are famous proverbs, just said in a very different manner.
..please don't post answers here.
..it's more fun if you don't use the web, or dictionaries, or thesaurus, and the like
..enjoy. i did. :D

il be posting the answers after a few days. :)

Example:
Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minific
== Twinkle, twinkle, little star

1. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
2. Surveillance should proceed saltation.
3. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
5. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
6. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.
7. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
8. Eschew the implement of correction, and vitiate the scion.
9. The temperature of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees F.
10. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not aurum.
11. Where there are visible vapors having their prevalence in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
12. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
13. A surfeit of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain comestibles.
14. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.
15. Neophyte serendipity.
16. A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of miniscule, verdant bryophytic plant.
17. The person with the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimum cachinnation.
18. Abstention from any aleatory undertakings precludes a potential escalation of lucrative a nature.
19. Missiles of ligneous or petrous consistency have their potential of fracturing my osseous structure, but appelations will eternally remain innocous.
20. A feline donning appendage-protecting accessories apprehends zero petite rodents.
21. Desist from enumeration your fowl prior to the emergence from the prenatal ovoid structure.
22. Deposition to inquiry deprived the feline of its vital state.
23. Upon the nonpresence of the domestic Felix catus, the Mus musculi proceed to engage in sportive capers.
24. Exigency is the matriarch of ingenious contrivance.
25. Prepubescent male humans will conduct themselves in a manner reminiscent of prepubescent male humans.

so, how many did you answer? :p

4 Comments:

Blogger tommyboy said...

how about this....a triage of myopic rodents,a triage of myopic rodents,observe how they perambulate ,observe how they preambulate,the trio of rodents circumnavigated the agriculturalists spouse,she excised their extremeties with a slicing utensil,in your existence,did you ever experience such a spectacle as a triage of myopic rodents?

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beep! Improper use of "triage!"

12:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

( silliness. ) This is awesome.

12:30 AM  
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